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Dec
seldom is heard a discouraging word
posted at 11:29 pm by brandon in welcome to the planet, welcome to existenceThe next time you see A, pull him into a warm, proud embrace and congratulate him, for, by experiencing a crucial rite of passage, he finally became a Texan last Friday night.
He hit a deer with his car.
(Fear not, neither car nor driver are any the worse for wear; judging, however, from what A scrubbed off the bumper of his poor Toyota Corolla Saturday morning, the dumbass doe — which was quite literally sitting in the median (!) in Cedar Park — can make no such claims.)
December 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
See, I was going to congratulate him for finally becoming a New Yorker, since deer-car collisions seem to happen with great frequency in WNY. Apparently, however, we are both wrong, and really we need to congratulate him for becoming a West Virginian, since they have the greatest frequency of deer claims, though NY does come in a close second.