the Buzz for May 25th, 2008

25
May

spade a spade

posted at 10:31 pm by brandon in somethin' simple like the truth

“Mean ol’ bitch, ain’t I?”

 

— my crazy aunt Sheila, politely declining a pushy customer’s request for a larger turkey leg. (Editor’s note: she prefaced this statement with the following: “Nobody’s better than anybody else.”)